May 2012
82 posts
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
Watchendless-east-coast-summer:
pernillo:
continuouslyme:
tahlulala:
broken-still-doll:
way-of-the-dragon:
freecocaine:
FINALLY
IT’S BACK
my week is set.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
THAT WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING I’VE EVER SEEN
Hahahaha I literally died!
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
finally see favorite band in concert
me: crawl up on stage
me: "i'm your biggest fan"
me: slowly walks up to them
me: lick them
me: lick the stage
me: lick the amps
me: lick the instruments
me: lick them more
me: move like an inchworm across the stage... licking
me: lick the manager
me: trail of spit across the stage
me: lick the mic
me: lick the body guards
me: lick the police
me: lick the patrol car
me: lick the inside of the jail cell
me: never stop licking
me: lick the judge
me: lick the stand
me: lick the jury
me: lick my attorney
me: lick the prison guards
me: lick the judges mallet
me: lick the evidence papers
me: consume the evidence
me: die from poisoning
me: lick the coffin
me: reincarnated as a slug
me: find way into the tour van
me: become band's pet slug
me: ride forever
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Anonymous asked: I met you at block party, we had a lot of fun. I definitely miss seeing that face. Call me out if you can.
mikey-way-galaxy:
mikey-way-galaxy:
isetmynarwhalsonfire:
we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
With a dash of Vicky
And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
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