May 2012
82 posts
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
finally see favorite band in concert
me: crawl up on stage
me: "i'm your biggest fan"
me: slowly walks up to them
me: lick them
me: lick the stage
me: lick the amps
me: lick the instruments
me: lick them more
me: move like an inchworm across the stage... licking
me: lick the manager
me: trail of spit across the stage
me: lick the mic
me: lick the body guards
me: lick the police
me: lick the patrol car
me: lick the inside of the jail cell
me: never stop licking
me: lick the judge
me: lick the stand
me: lick the jury
me: lick my attorney
me: lick the prison guards
me: lick the judges mallet
me: lick the evidence papers
me: consume the evidence
me: die from poisoning
me: lick the coffin
me: reincarnated as a slug
me: find way into the tour van
me: become band's pet slug
me: ride forever
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Anonymous asked: I met you at block party, we had a lot of fun. I definitely miss seeing that face. Call me out if you can.
